oh, herro, litto bunny.

Mac users know their own limitations.

• evan:

  you should get the one that gives you cashback

• me:

  that way i get monies from my monies for my monies?

• evan:

  whoa

• evan:

  too complicated

• evan:

  i'm a mac user

• me:

  I've been getting QA tickets from a guy named: Gopalakrishnan [impossibly long last name containing 15 letters]

• matt:

  me and Gopalakrishnan go way back.

• me:

  o rly

• me:

  mah badz

• matt:

  total badz

• matt:

  I'm gonna tell Gopalkrishnan what you done

• matt:

  oops, I misspelled my BEST FRIEND'S name just now

a departure from sobriety.

• [???]:

  omg i was like a bowling ball down a newly polished lane

• [???]:

  i miss food

We invented Mexicanese.

• me:

  DONDE ESTA EL JAMON?

• caleb:

  GAH

• caleb:

  wǒ méi yǒu jamon R_R

Whoa, now.

• me:

  Everything he does is so bad

• me:

  Not bad as in good

• me:

  But bad as in bad

• caleb:

  its impressive right

• caleb:

  he's not even a blind squirrel

• caleb:

  he's a squirrel with down syndrome

• me:

  LOL

• caleb:

  i dont know where im going with my analogies sometimes

• caleb:

  i almost just wrote

• caleb:

  even if he finds an acorn he just drools on it, poops himself, and hits his head on the wall

• caleb:

  but then i thought

• caleb:

  what the fuck is wrong with me

IT'S TEA O'CLOCK, DAMNIT.

• caleb:

  i like to keeps the major times in [my dashboard]

• caleb:

  like im a train station

• caleb:

  cuz i need to know about LONDON

• caleb:

  nobody needs to know what time it is in london

• caleb:

  not even people in london

• me:

  i dont really care either.

• me:

  is london even on GMT?

• me:

  or are they like just outside of GMT

• caleb:

  i dunno i just assume all clocks in london are binary

• caleb:

  theres just two values

• caleb:

  TEA

• caleb:

  NOT TEA

emoticon-tegration

• caleb:

  whoa an [emails] from paT_Ty

The Catholic Lesbaru.

• Heather:

  P.S. I'm wearing camo pants today. And driving my grandpa's Outback.

• Heather:

  Do you want to talk about it?

• Me:

  No. But I will laugh about it.

• Me:

  Hysterically.

• Heather:

  I left the lights on my mom's car this morning. And had to call AAA.

• Heather:

  Then my dad came with my grandpa's car and said I had to drive it so he can charge the battery.

• Heather:

  I looked down at my pants and looked up at my car. I did that a couple more times. Then took the keys.

• Heather:

  To make matters worse, there is a rosary hanging from the rear view mirror.

The soundtrack to our lives should always be like this.

• Matt:

  I have another epic song for you to listen to

• Matt:

  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VoaUYcwEpSw

• Me:

  thats pretty epic

• Matt:

  I once listened to that while eating breakfast

• Matt:

  BEST CEREAL EVER