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chris:
we have movie theaters where you can drink
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chris:
and bars where you can request music videos to be played
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chris:
I went to see Horrible Bosses and I was out of the theater for like 20 minutes
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chris:
I vaguely remember Jennifer Aniston being in the movie
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chris:
and that's it
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chris:
pretty sure we were all roofied at the bar before
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chris:
I must've messed it up that time
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chris:
/creepy
November 9, 2011
October 27, 2011
Nguyen-ing
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Matt:
on a unrelated note i saw this on my newsfeed yesterday and was dying for like 5 min
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Matt:
"All I do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen...No matter what!!!"
July 28, 2011
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Jessica:
last night i woke up at 5am
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Jessica:
and then bought a mattress pad
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Me:
…
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Mae:
are you serious
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Jessica:
cause i was like screw sleeping on not clouds
June 16, 2011
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jessica:
ok i go to softball now
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me:
omg
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me:
lol
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me:
i mean
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me:
have fun
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me:
<3
May 12, 2011
Overheard… maybe.
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A:
You and [I] like the same things <3
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B:
Blondes and boobs?
March 18, 2011
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me:
it's friday!
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stever:
friday friday
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me:
gotta get down on fridayyy
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stever:
tomorrow is saturday
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stever:
then its sunday
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stever:
afterwards
February 18, 2011
Still watching animal battles...
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Matt:
wow africa is crazy
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Matt:
a lion tried to eat a zibra
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Matt:
then it tried to drown the lion in the river
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Matt:
wtfffff
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Matt:
straight hood up in africa
Live Action Pokemon Battle!
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Matt:
wow there are so many videos of the honey badger owning other animals
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Me:
cuz its THAT BADASS
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Matt:
its like watching a pokemon battle
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Matt:
Matt has encountered a wild monitor lizard.
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Matt:
Honey Badger I chose you!
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Matt:
Honey Badger....scratch attack.
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Matt:
It is very effective!
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Me:
LOL
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Matt:
Monitor Lizard uses Tail Whip.
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Matt:
The attack misses.
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Matt:
Honey Badger...use bite!
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Matt:
Monitor Lizard is paralyzed.
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Matt:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvZ6anM81U
February 14, 2011
She just wants the best for you.
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Jessica:
...every time [they insist] something is good
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Jessica:
it is not
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Jessica:
i am a jerk
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Jessica:
but i feel like if i have so many calories i can eat a day
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Jessica:
i don't want to use them on yucky things
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Jessica:
and i want the same for them
January 13, 2011
This is totally normal for us.
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jessica:
when i'm tired i like to do a lot of thing things
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jessica:
like i am thinking in my head
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jessica:
i should ask py to hang out
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jessica:
but i am tired
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jessica:
i should go to the gym
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jessica:
but i am tired
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me:
i just want to go home, make a steak, and take pictures of clothes so i can sell them
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jessica:
i need to list my things
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me:
im most excitd about the steak
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jessica:
but i am sleepy
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jessica:
and should vacuum
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jessica:
but sleepy
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jessica:
lol
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jessica:
dah
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me:
mmm. steak.
