oh, herro!

chris: we have movie theaters where you can drink

Wed, 09 Nov 2011 14:39:26 -0800

chris: we have movie theaters where you can drink
chris: and bars where you can request music videos to be played
chris: I went to see Horrible Bosses and I was out of the theater for like 20 minutes
chris: I vaguely remember Jennifer Aniston being in the movie
chris: and that's it
chris: pretty sure we were all roofied at the bar before
chris: I must've messed it up that time
chris: /creepy

Nguyen-ing

Thu, 27 Oct 2011 10:41:43 -0700

Matt: on a unrelated note i saw this on my newsfeed yesterday and was dying for like 5 min
Matt: "All I do is Nguyen, Nguyen, Nguyen...No matter what!!!"

Jessica: last night i woke up at 5am

Thu, 28 Jul 2011 10:29:50 -0700

Jessica: last night i woke up at 5am
Jessica: and then bought a mattress pad
Me: …
Mae: are you serious
Jessica: cause i was like screw sleeping on not clouds

jessica: ok i go to softball now

Thu, 16 Jun 2011 17:00:31 -0700

jessica: ok i go to softball now
me: omg
me: lol
me: i mean
me: have fun
me: <3

Overheard… maybe.

Thu, 12 May 2011 11:53:43 -0700

A: You and [I] like the same things <3
B: Blondes and boobs?

me: it's friday!

Fri, 18 Mar 2011 15:47:31 -0700

me: it's friday!
stever: friday friday
me: gotta get down on fridayyy
stever: tomorrow is saturday
stever: then its sunday
stever: afterwards

Still watching animal battles...

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 14:36:34 -0800

Matt: wow africa is crazy
Matt: a lion tried to eat a zibra
Matt: then it tried to drown the lion in the river
Matt: wtfffff
Matt: straight hood up in africa

Live Action Pokemon Battle!

Fri, 18 Feb 2011 13:54:00 -0800

Matt: wow there are so many videos of the honey badger owning other animals
Me: cuz its THAT BADASS
Matt: its like watching a pokemon battle
Matt: Matt has encountered a wild monitor lizard.
Matt: Honey Badger I chose you!
Matt: Honey Badger....scratch attack.
Matt: It is very effective!
Me: LOL
Matt: Monitor Lizard uses Tail Whip.
Matt: The attack misses.
Matt: Honey Badger...use bite!
Matt: Monitor Lizard is paralyzed.
Matt: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FlvZ6anM81U

She just wants the best for you.

Mon, 14 Feb 2011 21:54:29 -0800

Jessica: ...every time [they insist] something is good
Jessica: it is not
Jessica: i am a jerk
Jessica: but i feel like if i have so many calories i can eat a day
Jessica: i don't want to use them on yucky things
Jessica: and i want the same for them

This is totally normal for us.

Thu, 13 Jan 2011 17:10:01 -0800

jessica: when i'm tired i like to do a lot of thing things
jessica: like i am thinking in my head
jessica: i should ask py to hang out
jessica: but i am tired
jessica: i should go to the gym
jessica: but i am tired
me: i just want to go home, make a steak, and take pictures of clothes so i can sell them
jessica: i need to list my things
me: im most excitd about the steak
jessica: but i am sleepy
jessica: and should vacuum
jessica: but sleepy
jessica: lol
jessica: dah
me: mmm. steak.

Hating on one-lined CSS

Mon, 13 Dec 2010 14:41:00 -0800

Jade: .rule {omg: ihavenoconcept; of: newlines;}

caleb: bunnies live on the moon

Tue, 28 Sep 2010 18:23:00 -0700

caleb: bunnies live on the moon
caleb: did u know that
caleb: NOW U KNOW
me: WUT
me: oh wait im chinese
me: i DO know that
caleb: LOL

Mac users know their own limitations.

Wed, 28 Jul 2010 15:49:21 -0700

evan: you should get the one that gives you cashback
me: that way i get monies from my monies for my monies?
evan: whoa
evan: too complicated
evan: i'm a mac user

me: I've been getting QA tickets from a guy named: Gopalakrishnan [impossibly long last name containing 15 letters]

Tue, 20 Jul 2010 15:56:49 -0700

me: I've been getting QA tickets from a guy named: Gopalakrishnan [impossibly long last name containing 15 letters]
matt: me and Gopalakrishnan go way back.
me: o rly
me: mah badz
matt: total badz
matt: I'm gonna tell Gopalkrishnan what you done
matt: oops, I misspelled my BEST FRIEND'S name just now

a departure from sobriety.

Mon, 28 Jun 2010 11:47:36 -0700

[???]: omg i was like a bowling ball down a newly polished lane
[???]: i miss food

We invented Mexicanese.

Wed, 16 Jun 2010 11:51:50 -0700

me: DONDE ESTA EL JAMON?
caleb: GAH
caleb: wǒ méi yǒu jamon R_R

Whoa, now.

Tue, 15 Jun 2010 17:28:58 -0700

me: Everything he does is so bad
me: Not bad as in good
me: But bad as in bad
caleb: its impressive right
caleb: he's not even a blind squirrel
caleb: he's a squirrel with down syndrome
me: LOL
caleb: i dont know where im going with my analogies sometimes
caleb: i almost just wrote
caleb: even if he finds an acorn he just drools on it, poops himself, and hits his head on the wall
caleb: but then i thought
caleb: what the fuck is wrong with me

IT'S TEA O'CLOCK, DAMNIT.

Mon, 17 May 2010 12:09:00 -0700

caleb: i like to keeps the major times in [my dashboard]
caleb: like im a train station
caleb: cuz i need to know about LONDON
caleb: nobody needs to know what time it is in london
caleb: not even people in london
me: i dont really care either.
me: is london even on GMT?
me: or are they like just outside of GMT
caleb: i dunno i just assume all clocks in london are binary
caleb: theres just two values
caleb: TEA
caleb: NOT TEA

emoticon-tegration

Wed, 12 May 2010 19:16:15 -0700

caleb: whoa an [emails] from paT_Ty

The Catholic Lesbaru.

Tue, 11 May 2010 14:08:41 -0700

Heather: P.S. I'm wearing camo pants today. And driving my grandpa's Outback.
Heather: Do you want to talk about it?
Me: No. But I will laugh about it.
Me: Hysterically.
Heather: I left the lights on my mom's car this morning. And had to call AAA.
Heather: Then my dad came with my grandpa's car and said I had to drive it so he can charge the battery.
Heather: I looked down at my pants and looked up at my car. I did that a couple more times. Then took the keys.
Heather: To make matters worse, there is a rosary hanging from the rear view mirror.